how the blob fish became so ugly

we were writing about pourchoi tales

Long ago in a ocean far far away. There was the Blob fish it was so beautiful.  That all the fish that the Blob fish mocked were going to get there revenge.

The blob fish was swimming around being so proud of its own looks. “ ha i’m so good looking “
“Really” said a whale shark
“ yes i'm just more better than you in every single way” said the blob fish
the whale shark sighed
“ just go away” said the whale shark
“ WHO ARE YOU TO ORDER ME AROUND!” said the Blob fish The whale shark just left “ YEAH YOU BETTER GET AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE!” said the blob fish

The blob fish kept going on talking about how it was SO much better than any other fish. When all of a sudden a spine shivering angler fish with sharp razor teeth but without any light attached to itself said “WHO'S THERE”
The blob fish said “someone more good looking!”
The angler fish said  “WELL I'M GOING EAT YOU”
The blob fish said “I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!”
The angular fish went in full speed at 35.9 miles per hour. The blob fish simply moved to the left and the angular fish missed and hit a giant scared seal
The seal said “ WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!”
The angler fish said “ugh trying to eat that annoying blob fish”
“WELL NOW YOUR MY LAST MEAL FOR THE DAY!”
The angler fish said “oh cra-” Is the angler fish’s last words. (may the angler fish rest in peace)
The blob fish said “thank you for your service PEASANT!”
The seal simply said “eh i'm too full to eat you” The blob fish kept mocking him. The seal was became to frustrated with the amount of mocking that came from the blob fish. that it started to give signs of aggression. The blob fish stopped its mocking knowing to leave that part of the ocean.

The blob fish went to a part of the ocean he never been to. There was no sign of life. No crabs, no angler fish, no dragon fish, not a single thing just sand and rocks. But all of a sudden the same giant whale shark same from the deep dark depths of the water. The blob fish asked “well look who it is”
The whale shark said “oh no why did I come here”
The blob fish said “ OK you oversized brute why isn't there anyone here?”
The whale shark said “this is an isolated place that's why no one is here”
once the blob fish got its answer is continued its taunting
The blob fish said “not even and oversized person like yourself could outmatch my good looks.”
All of a sudden a seal spat out the angler fish and the whale shark said “let's get payback” the seal, angler fish and whale shark started to chomp on the blob fish without killing it. The blob fish’s face became gooey and pasty and it couldn't move. Once the animals finally got their revenge the blob fish was left sobbing. Once a few animals past by they mocked the blob fish making it sob even more. Once more animals started chomping on it again without killing it. The blob fish developed a acidic like coat so it wouldn't be chomped on again. That's why the blob fish is ugly


FIN ( GET IT)

exercise lyrics

our objective was to take the lyrics of a popular song and change it up a bit to relate to psychical activity

Original

Almost heaven, West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home

To the place I belong

Parody

Almost home yea, sweet home 

Oranges to, get healthy 

Been running  for so long, longer than the trees

Shorter than the mountains ,Breathing like a breeze

Country roads, guide me home 

To the place, I love 

Physical exercise

Physical activity doesn't just help you get buff or lose weight it helps you improve your verbal memory. Like in the title “Do physical THINGS thats gets your blood and sweat glands pumping ”. Like running, jumping or a morning jog


If you get up in the morning and have a morning jog it helps your verbal memory I know I already addressed that but it's actually really important.  Because the hippocampus the part that protects memory and thinking those are really important because we use them daily. and if we don't exercise we barely have a any memory or thinking skills

If you don't exercise you not only not improve your verbal memory you also have a higher chance of getting a heart disease,stroke and diabetes these are really bad so don't just exercise to improve your verbal memory do it to avoid these infections 

 

Anaerobic exercise helps you with getting buff and losing weight but aerobic exercise that's the thing that really helps. It helps with verbal memory and diseases

Now the obvious thing that people think is whenever you exercise it gets you buff and helps you lose weight that's anaerobic exercise. but  the exercise that really helps you is aerobic exercise it really doesn't just do that. It helps with verbal memory and helps us avoid diseases